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A man buys a lie-detecting robot that slaps people who lie, and decides to test it out at breakfast the next day…
He asks his son, “Did you go to school today?”
The son replies, “Yes,” and the robot slaps him…
The son says, “All right, I went to the movies.”
The father then asks, “What did you see?”
The son replies, “Toy Story 3.”
The robot slaps him again…
So, the son says, “Okay, okay! It was an adult film.”
His father snorts and says, “When I was your age, we didnβt even know what pornography was!”
This time the robot slaps the father…
The mother sips her coffee and retorts, “Ha! Heβs your son, after all… “
And the robot slaps her.

May 21, 2025 @ 10:56 pm
hope the mailman didn’t get a slap!
November 1, 2023 @ 8:37 am
Hahaha poor husband.