He sits in the waiting room next to a witch, a mummy, and a vampire.
The vampire keeps checking his watch nervously, the mummy is adjusting his bandages, and the witch keeps muttering spells under her breath.
Finally, the HR manager calls the skeleton in. “Tell me about your work experience,” she says.
“Well,” the skeleton says, “I used to work as a trombonist, but everyone said they could see right through me. Then I tried being a firefighter, but I didn’t have the guts. I even tried being a motivational speaker, but people said my stories were a bit… lifeless.”
The HR manager nods. “Do you have any weaknesses?”
“Calcium deficiency,” says the skeleton. “And I tend to rattle under pressure.”
The HR manager smiles faintly. “Well, at least you’re… bone-afide honest.”
