Funny Joke: The Scholar

A college student wanted to sit next to one of his professors at lunch…

However, the professor looked at the student with an arrogant face and said, “A swan shan’t be friends with a pig.”

“Then I shall fly on,” replied the student with a smile.

The professor was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to do everything in his power to fail the student…

During the oral exam, he gave the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything.

Hoping he could still fail his victim; the professor asked him a trickier question…

“You’re walking on a road, and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other intelligence… ”

“Which bag do you choose?”

“The bag with the gold, of course,” replies the student.

“Ahh!,” says the professor, “Unfortunately, I don’t agree… ”

“I would choose intelligence because it is more important than gold.”

“Well Sir,” replies the student, “I believe that is because most people choose… ”

“What they don’t already have.”

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