Funny Joke: 👩‍🏭 The Raise

A wealthy married woman is approached by her maid, who politely requests a substantial raise in her modest wages…

Known for her frugality, the lady of the house demands to know why her servant should be entitled to such a significant raise.

The maid responds, “Well, Ma’am, I can give you three reasons why I deserve an increase… ”

“The first is that I iron better than you do.”

The wealthy woman, taken aback, questions, “Who said that you iron better than me?”

The maid replies, “Your husband did.”

The maid continues, “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

The woman dismisses this claim, saying, “Nonsense! Who said you are a better cook than I am?”

Again, the maid responds, “Your husband did.”

Growing increasingly agitated, the wealthy woman demands, “And the third reason?”

The maid confidently states, “I am better at intimacy than you are.”

The wife, now seething, asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

The maid replies, “No Ma’am… ”

“The gardener did.”