Funny Joke: 📝 The Note

A woman is angry because her husband is late coming home again…

So, she writes him a note saying, “I’ve had enough, I’ve left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”

Then she hides under the bed waiting to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband comes home…

She can hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.

Then, she sees him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note…

After a few minutes, he writes something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

“She’s finally gone. Yeah, I know, about time… ”

“I’m coming to see you; put on that sexy lingerie that I bought you.”

“I love you too, can’t wait to see you.”

He hangs up, grabs his keys and leaves…

The wife hears the car drive off as she comes out from under the bed.

Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabs the note from the dresser to see what he wrote…

“I can see your feet. We’re outta bread – be back in five minutes.”