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A cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife…
“My Dear Wife, you will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54-year-old, can no longer satisfy.”
“I’m very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.”
“However, after reading this letter, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact… “
“That I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn.”

“Please don’t be upset, I shall be back before midnight.”
When the man came home late that night, he found a reply to his letter on the dining room table…
“My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 54 years old.”
“I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.”
“I would like to inform you that, as you read this… “
“I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also an assistant tennis coach.”
“He is young, virile, and like your secretary, he is 18.”
“You, being a successful businessman with excellent knowledge of math… “
“Will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference… “
“18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!”
