Funny Joke: 🔫 The Hold Up

Dave has just finished up work for the evening and is walking to his car…

Suddenly, a short, rather squat looking man appears in front of him with a gun in his hand.

“Give me everything you’ve got!” The man screeches at Dave.

So, Dave hands over his money and his wallet…

As the man is about to leave, Dave stops him, “Say,” he says to the robber, holding out his hat, “would you shoot a few bullets in my hat?”

“I don’t want my wife to think I spent all my money on booze and gambling.”

The robber also has a wife, so, he agrees and shoots a few holes in Dave’s hat.

Taking off his coat, Dave then says, “Thanks buddy.”

“How about a few bullets in my coat while you’re at it, I want to look like I put up a fight and I was not a coward.”

The robber sighs and shoots a few holes into Dave’s coat.

Then Dave says, “Just one more thing.”

“Can you please shoot… ”

“Look mister, I ain’t got no more bullets!” says the robber.

“Oh,” says Dave, ” Then would you please… ”

“Give me everything you’ve got before I beat the @$#! out of you?!”

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