Funny Joke: 🪦 The Funeral

A man is leaving a Staten Island convenience store with his espresso…

When he notices a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse is followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind…

Behind the second hearse is a solitary man walking a dog on a leash…

Behind him, a short distance back, are about 200 men walking in single file.

The man raises his eyebrows.

He’s never seen anything like this before so, after a while, his curiosity gets the best of him…

He respectfully approaches the man walking the dog and says, “I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you… ”

“But I’ve never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral, is it?”

The man walking the dog replies, “That first coffin is for my wife.”

“I see, my condolences. May I ask what happened to her?” asks the man.

“My dog attacked and killed her,” replies the man with the dog.

“Well, who is in the second coffin?” asks the man.

“My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also,” says the man with the dog.

There is a moment of silence between the two men…

The man then asks, “Can I borrow the dog?”

The man with the dog replies…

“Get in line.”

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