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A man gets a flat tire outside the fence of an insane asylum…
While he’s changing the tire, he sees a patient on the other side of the fence observing him so he hurries.
He gets the flat off and puts the spare on, but rushing to get out of there, he accidentally drops all 4 lug nuts down a drain.
While he’s standing there staring at the spare with no lugs to secure it…
He hears the patient on the other side of the fence say, “Hey Mister!”
He calmly replies, “Yes?”
The patient inquires, “Whatcha doin?”
He explains his predicament and the patient asks, “Why don’t you just take one lug nut off each of the other 3 wheels… “
“And put them on the spare to get you where you’re going?”
The man, surprised, says, “That’s a really good idea!”
“Why are you locked up in there? You’re really smart!”
The patient replies, “I’m crazy… “
“Not stupid.”
May 25, 2025 @ 8:41 am
I am perhaps crazy but I am not stupid.