Funny Joke: 🚗 The Drive

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel…

His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce.”

The husband says nothing, but slowly increases his speed to 60 mph…

She then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he’s a better lover than you.”

Again, the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases…

She says, “I want the house.”

Again, the husband speeds up, and is now doing 70 mph…

She says, “I want the kids too.”

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster. Now he’s up to 80 mph…

She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.”

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything you want?”

The husband says, “No, I’ve got everything I need… ”

She asks, “Really? What’s that?”

As he veers the car off the road at 90 mph, he replies…

“The airbag!”

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