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While sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police officer sees a car puttering along at 20 MPH…
He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!”
So, he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies: two in the front seat, and three in the back, wide eyed, and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I donโt understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit!”
“What seems to be the problem?”
“Maโam,” the officer replies, “you werenโt speeding… “
“But you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?” the old woman asked.
“No sir, I was doing the speed limit, exactly twenty miles per hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that “20” was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
The officer then asked, “Before I let you go Maโam, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK?… “
“These women seem awfully shaken, and they havenโt muttered a single peep this whole time.”
“Oh, theyโll be all right in a minute officer… “
“We just got off Route 119.”

July 11, 2024 @ 10:05 am
Cute