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A 70 year old man walks into the bar with his 30 year old, stunning, wife.
She excuses herself momentarily.
The bartender asks “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice…you and her….how did you pull that off?”
The man explains: -Well, Don’t tell her, but I … lied about my age.
“Oh, did you tell her you’re 50?”
-No, of course not, I told her I’m 90!

February 9, 2024 @ 8:11 pm
It means she thinks he will kick off sooner.
February 8, 2024 @ 12:58 pm
Rest???
February 8, 2024 @ 12:49 pm
SO WHERE’S THE REST OF THE JOKE?