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One evening, a man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up…
“I have an idea,” says the father.
With that, he puts a crisp ten-dollar bill, a bottle of fine whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table.
“If he takes the money, he’ll be a banker… “
“If he takes the whiskey, he’ll be a drunk… “
“And if he takes the Bible, that means he’ll be a preacher.”
The man and his wife hide just before their son comes in the door.
As they watch from where they’re hiding, the boy goes over to the coffee table.
First, he picks up the ten-dollar bill, looks at it, and sets it down…
Then, he picks up the bottle of whiskey, uncorks it, sniffs it, and sets it down…
Lastly, he picks up the Bible, leafs through it, and sets it down.
Then, the boy takes the money and stuffs it into his pocket, grabs the whiskey, and walks off with the Bible under his arm.
“Well, how do you like that!” exclaims the father…
“He’s going to be a politician!”
January 3, 2025 @ 4:32 pm
I used to enjoy the Joke of the day when it was told in voice. Has that option changed? I have trouble reading long print. Please let me know! Roger
January 3, 2025 @ 4:31 pm
I used to enjoy the Joke of the day when it was told in voice. Has that option changed? I have trouble reading long print. Please let me know! Roger