Funny Joke: 👮🚓 Sobriety Test

As a man is driving, he loses his grip on his coffee and swerves as he tries to steady it…

Suddenly, he hears a police siren and as he looks into his rearview mirror, he sees a police car behind him with its lights on.

So, he pulls over and rolls down his window…

The police officer approaches his car, then orders, “License and registration sir.”

As the man hands over his license, he explains, “Sir, I lost my grip on my coffee and… ”

Before the man can finish, the officer interrupts, “Have you been drinking sir?”

The man replies, “As I was trying to explain sir… ”

The officer interrupts again, “How about a quick test then?”

“Imagine you’re driving down a dark road and see two lights in the distance, what is it?”

The man replies, “A car?”

The officer barks, “Of course! But what kind? A Chevy, Dodge or a Ford?”

The man replies, “How am I supposed to know?”

The officer says, “Just as I suspected, you’ve been drinking.”

The man protests, “But sir, I haven’t been drinking!”

“Okay,” says the officer, “then tell me, on the same dark road, one light shows up in the distance, what is it?”

The man says, “A motorcycle?”

“Of course, it’s a motorcycle,” says the officer, “But is it a Honda, a Harley or a Kawasaki?”

The man replies, “I have no idea!”

The officer says, “Just as I suspected, you’ve been drinking.”

In response, the man says, “Okay, then let me ask you a question… ”

“You’re driving down a highway around midnight, and you see a woman on the roadside, wearing a miniskirt, fishnets, and high heels… ”

“What would you call her?”

The officer replies, “A hooker, of course.”

The man then says, “Yes, of course, but… ”

“Is it your wife, your daughter, or your mother?”