Funny Joke: 😼 Smart Cat

A man secretly wants to get rid of his wife’s cat, so he decides to abandon it…

He puts it into his car, drives a few blocks away, then drops the cat off and drives home.

Ten minutes later, the cat is back home again…

“Well,” the man thinks to himself, “Maybe it was a little too short a distance.”

He gets back in his car with the cat, drives 5 miles and sets it free…

Not twenty minutes later, the cat is back home.

“That’s enough!” the man thinks to himself…

He puts the cat in his car and drives 50 miles, then through a forest, over a bridge, and finally abandons the cat in the middle of a clearing.

A half an hour later, the man calls home…

“Is the cat there?” he asks his wife.

“Yes, why?” answers his wife.

The man replies, “Put it on the phone… ”

“I need directions.”