Funny Joke: Shopping at Tiffanys

A lady spots a beautiful diamond necklace at Tiffany & Company and walks over to inspect it…

As she bends over to look more closely at it, she unexpectedly passes gas.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed, and prays that a salesman wasn’t anywhere nearby…

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes, when she sees a salesman standing right behind her.

He politely greets her with, “Good day Madam, how may I help you today?”

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping the salesman somehow missed her little incident, she asks…

“Sir, what is the price of this lovely necklace?”

He answers, “Madam, if you passed gas just looking at it… “

“Imagine what will happen when I tell you the price!”