Funny Joke: Sherlock Holmes & Watson Camping

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After enjoying a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retired for the night and went to sleep. Later in the night, Holmes woke up and nudged Watson to look up at the sky and tell him what he saw.

Watson replied that he saw millions and millions of stars. Holmes then asked him what he deduced from that.

Watson pondered for a minute and responded that astronomically, it tells him that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, he observed that Saturn is in Leo, horologically he deduced that the time is approximately a quarter past three, and meteorologically, he suspects that they will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, he can see that God is all-powerful and that they are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

Holmes was silent for a moment, and then asked Watson, “What does it tell you, Watson?” Watson asked what he meant. Holmes replied, “You idiot, someone has stolen our tent.”