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Two great white sharks were swimming in the ocean, when they spotted the survivors of a sunken ship…
“Follow me”, the father shark said to his son, as they swam to the mass of people floating in the water.
The father shark then told his son, “First, we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.”
And they did…
“Well done, son!”, said the father shark, “Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.”
And they did…
“Now we eat everybody,” said the father shark.
And they did…
When they were both full, the son asked, “Dad, why did we swim around and around them?… “
“Why didn’t we just eat them?”
The father replied, “Because they taste better… “
“If you scare the crap out of them first.”
