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Larry is 75 years old and has played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago…
One day, he arrives home looking downcast.
“That’s it,” he tells his wife, “I’m giving up golf… “
“My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball, I can’t see where it landed.”
His wife sympathizes with him and makes him a cup of tea.
As they sit down, she suggests, “Why don’t you take my brother with you next time?”
“Aw, that’s no good,” Larry sighs, “your brother is 85, he can’t help.”
“He may be 85,” says his wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”
So, the next day, Larry heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway…
He turns to his brother-in-law and asks, “Did you see where the ball went?”
“Of course, I did,” answers his brother-in-law, “I have perfect eyesight!”
“Well, where did it go?” Larry asks.
His brother-in-law replies…
“I don’t remember.”
