— You’re a professor. So you’re smart, right?
— Yes, yes.
— And you can shoot?
— This is not my first time hunting bears. I’ve just never been to Siberia.
— And can you run fast?
— I was a long-distance runner.
They set out into the field. When they spot a bear, the hunter suddenly shouts, “Run!” and they both take off, the bear charging after them.
The professor starts thinking, Why the hell are we running when we have rifles?
He stops, turns around, takes aim, and fires — right between the eyes! The bear drops dead.
The hunter walks up to the carcass, shakes his head, and says:
— Professor, professor, you really can shoot, and you can run fast, but you’re still an idiot.
