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An elderly couple are driving across the country…
The woman is at the wheel when she is pulled over by the highway patrol.
“Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” asks the police officer.
The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The old man yells, “He says you were speeding!”
“May I see your license?” asks the officer.
The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The old man yells, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman gives the officer her license…
“I see you’re from Arkansas,” says the officer…
“I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turns to her husband and asks, “What did he say?”
The old man replies…
“He thinks he knows you!”
