Funny Joke: Rich Lawyer

A rich lawyer is approached by a famous charity organization…

The man from the organization is concerned that the lawyer made over ten million dollars last year, but didn’t donate even a cent to a charity.

“First of all”, says the lawyer, “My mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it’s not covered by healthcare.”

“Second, I had six kids through three divorced marriages.”

“Third, my sister’s husband suddenly died, and she has no one to support her four children.”

“I’m terribly sorry”, says the man from the charity organization, “I see your point… ”

“Now I feel bad about asking for money.”

The Lawyer responds “Yeah… ”

“well if I’m not giving them any money, why should I give you any?”