An elderly retired marine fighter pilot, known for his adventurous spirit and captivating charm, decided to move into a lively retirement community…
This particular community was renowned for its vibrant social life and the fact that good-looking, eligible men were in high demand.
The old pilot, with his rugged good looks and fascinating stories of aerial combat, quickly caught the eye of many women residents…
After settling in and enjoying the attention for about a week, the pilot began to feel guilty about his newfound popularity and the events of the past few days…
So, with a heavy heart, he decided to go to confession to seek some solace and guidance.
Approaching the confessional booth, he took a deep breath and started his confession…
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he said with a hint of remorse in his voice.
“Last week, I was with seven different women.”
The priest, an experienced and wise man, listened carefully to the pilot’s admission…
After a moment of contemplation, he responded, “Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass, and drink the juice without pausing.”
The pilot, somewhat puzzled by this unusual penance, asked, “Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?”
The priest shook his head and replied, “No… “
“But it will wipe that sh*t-eating grin off your face.”
May 26, 2024 @ 9:43 pm
NO, NO!
May 26, 2024 @ 5:20 pm
Not funny
May 29, 2024 @ 5:26 pm
I agree, not funny.
May 26, 2024 @ 3:40 pm
Awful. Stupid.