Funny Joke: Redneck DNA Test
Billy Bob comes home from college to his redneck family, in tears…
“Ma, am I adopted?” he asks.
“Heck no!” replies his mother…
“Why in tar nations would you think such a thing?”
Billy Bob shows her his genealogy DNA test results…
No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived on the other side of the county.
Confused, his mother calls her husband…
“Pa, Billy Bob has done a DNA test, and he might not be our son!”
“Well, he ain’t,” replies the husband.
She gasps, “What do you mean?!”
The husband answers, “It was your idea in the first place.”
“You remember that first night in the hospital, when the baby did nothing but scream and cry?… ”
“Then you asked me to change him?… ”
“Well, I picked a good one I reckon.”
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