Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.
His wife was standing nearby watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks: “Tim, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married maybe it’s time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs.”
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
“For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
April 8, 2024 @ 11:44 am
I look forward to seeing the jokes each day. They start my day off right.
April 8, 2024 @ 9:14 am
I love the jokes …. there is too much negativity so having laughter after reading jokes can get us through the day. Thanks for your kindness.