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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee near St. Peter’s Square…
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop, when he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic man says, “My son is a Cardinal, when he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope, when he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well?… “
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter.”
“She’s slim, tall, 38″ DD bust, 24″ waist and 34” hips.
When she walks into a room, everybody says…
“Oh My God!”
