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A man has a few legal questions that have been keeping him up at night so, he decides to get some professional advice…
He finds a listing in the phone book for “Anderson & Associates” and gives them a call.
After a couple of rings, a lawyer answers, “Good afternoon, this is the law office of Anderson & Associates… “
“How can I help you today?”
The man clears his throat, trying to sound confident…
“Yes, hello. I was wondering, uh, how much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?”
“A thousand dollars,” replies the lawyer in a tone so casual you’d think he was talking about the weather.
The man nearly drops the phone…
“A thousand dollars?!” he exclaims, his voice rising in disbelief, “Isn’t that a bit steep for just a few questions?”
The lawyer, unruffled, agrees, “It certainly is,” his tone as smooth as ever.
There’s a brief pause before he adds, with a hint of impatience…
“Now, what was your third question?”
