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One day, the Pope is visiting America, and driving around Washington in his limo, when he gets an idea…
“Driver, I’d like to drive for a while,” says the Pope.
“Sure,” replies the driver.
So, the Pope takes the wheel, and starts driving the limo like a maniac, all around Washington…
Dodging in and out of traffic, going eighty, cutting people off, driving over embankments and curbs…
Suddenly, a cop pulls him over and walks towards the limo.
When the Pope rolls down his window, the cop stops dead in his tracks…
The cop then says, “OK buddy, have a nice day,” and goes back to his squad car.
“We’ve got somebody really important here,” he says to his partner…
“Who is it, a senator?”
“No, more important… “
“The president?”
“No, more important… “
“An ambassador?”
“I actually don’t know who it is,” the cop replies…
“But the Pope is his frickin’ chauffeur!”
