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A man is on a flight to Chicago when he suddenly feels an urgent need to use the restroom…
He rushes to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft – But every time he tries the door, it’s occupied.
A stewardess notices his predicament and says, “I’ll let you use the ladies’ room, but on one condition… “
“Don’t touch any of the buttons on the wall!”
Relieved, he takes her up on the offer and heads into the ladies’ room…
As he settles in, his attention drifts to the buttons on the wall marked “WW,” “WA,” “PP,” and “ATR”.
Curiosity gets the best of him, and he decides to try them out…
He carefully presses the first button marked “WW,” and immediately warm water sprays all over his rear end.
“Wow, this is pleasant,” he thinks, “Women really have it made!”
Still curious, he presses the button marked “WA”…
A gentle breeze of warm air dries his behind.
“This is amazing!” he marvels, “Men’s rooms have nothing like this!”
He then tries the button marked “PP,” which produces a large powder puff that delicately applies a soft talc to his rear…
Feeling pampered, he can’t resist pressing the final button marked “ATR”.
Then, everything goes black…
When he wakes up in the hospital, he panics and buzzes for the nurse.
When she appears, he cries out, “What happened to me? The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies’ room on a plane!”
“Yes,” replies the nurse, “you seemed to be enjoying yourself – right up until you pressed the ‘ATR’ button.”
Confused, he asks, “What does ‘ATR’ stand for?”
The nurse sighs and replies…
“Automatic Tampon Remover.”
Anonymous
November 28, 2024 @ 11:41 pm
Great, just goes to prove,do as yoy are told and dont play with things you dont know about..
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November 28, 2024 @ 10:01 am
Fun!