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A pirate walks into a bar…
He has a wooden leg, an eye patch and a hook for a hand.
The bartender is curious and asks, “How did you get that wooden leg?”
The pirate takes a swig of ale and says, “‘Twas a terrible sea battle… “
“I stood bravely, directly facing 12 cannons. All they managed to hit was me leg.”
The bartender asks, “What about your hook?”
The pirate takes another long swig and answers, “Arrrr, ’twas the day the British navy caught me… “
“They tied me to the mast; I escaped by gnawing off me own hand.”
The bartender is growing skeptical, “And how did you get that eyepatch?”
The pirate takes another swig, “‘Twas a mutiny… “
“Me own crew left me marooned on a desert island.”
“As I looked up, a seagull flew over and pooped in me eye.”
The bartender says, “That’s ridiculous, no one loses an eye from bird poop.”
The pirate finishes his ale in one gulp, then grimaces, “Ahhh”…
“‘Twas me first day with the hook.”
May 25, 2024 @ 1:46 pm
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May 25, 2024 @ 10:51 am
Corney and very old joke
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