One day, a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married, can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”
Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”
His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution, why not find a girl who’s just like your mother?”
A few months later, they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl?… “
“Did your mother like her?”
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, “Yes, I found the perfect girl, she was just like my mother… “
