Funny Joke: Paying for Sin

Three men die together and are sent to Hell…

Satan decides to punish each of them based on their sins.

They all must spend 80 years locked in a room with the guilty pleasures they had in life.

The alcoholic will have all the booze he can drink…

The sex addict will have countless beautiful women…

And the pot head will have all the weed he can smoke.

Not surprisingly, the three men face their punishments happily.

80 years later, Satan returns to open each of their doors.

The alcoholic had drunk all the booze, and was incredibly sick from a hangover that never cured…

He pleaded for repentance, swearing to never drink again.

The sex addict had not aged at all, and was being chased around the room by several unattractive old ladies…

He begged Satan to let him go, as he had surely learned his lesson.

Finally, Satan opened the door to the pot head’s room…

To his surprise, none of the weed had been smoked.

Sitting on the floor crying, the pot head slowly looked up at Satan and asked…

“Dude, you got a lighter?”