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A 70-year-old man was proudly showing off his stunning 23-year-old wife to his old golf buddies at the country club.
They were all speechless for a moment, just staring.
One of them finally whispered, “Harold… how in the world did you convince her to marry you?”
Harold grinned, leaned back in his chair, and said, “Simple. I lied about my age by 25 years.”
The table went quiet again.
Someone choked on his drink.
Another muttered, “Wait—what?! You told her you were 45?!”
Harold chuckled, shaking his head.
“No, no. I told her I was 95.”
