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Three brothers, aged 92, 94, and 96, lived in the same house together.
One night, the 96-year-old fills up the bath, puts his foot in, and pauses.
Then he yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?”
The 94-year-old yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.”
So he starts up the stairs, then halfway up he pauses and yells, “Was I going up the stairs or was I coming down?”
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having a coffee, listening to his brothers.
He shakes his head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.”
He knocks twice on the table for good luck.
Then he yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”
