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A man comes home late, after drinking all night…
His upset wife greets him at the front door.
She says, “You’re drunk, again! I’ve had it with you!”
The man, slurring, says to her, “I’m not drunk.”
The frustrated wife responds, “I can smell the liquor on your breath – you are drunk!”
The husband, once again refusing to back down, says, “I’m not drunk, I tell you!”
The wife then points at their grandfather clock and says, “Then can you tell the time?!”
The husband looks over intensely at the clock and says, “Of course I can!”
The wife replies, “Well? Go on.”
“Ok,” says the husband as he stumbles over to the clock, “Watch me!”
He then waves a finger at the clock, and slurs…
“I’m not drunk.”
