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A man, sitting at a bar after work, shares with the bartender the reason he is looking so stressed…
“I’m not sleeping well – I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to seek help.”
A patron nearby overhears this, and introduces himself, “I overheard your story, and I am a psychiatrist, maybe I can help… “
“The first thing, is you need to recognize these are only dreams.”
“I should be able to help you in a few sessions… “
“Here’s my card, give me a call.”
A few weeks pass, and the same two are once again at the bar after work.
The psychiatrist says to the other guy, “Hi, how are your nightmares?… “
“I never heard from you, so I hope you are doing okay.”
The other guy says, “things are great, the bartender helped me.”
The psychiatrist replied, “You need a trained professional to help you… “
“what possibly could a bartender do that a psychiatrist couldn’t?”
The other guy says…
“He told me to saw the legs off my bed.”
March 1, 2025 @ 1:39 pm
Smart!
February 6, 2023 @ 5:47 pm
Clean yes, but funny?
February 6, 2023 @ 8:30 am
Great example of clean and funny!