Funny Joke: Nice Old Lady

A man is sitting on the bus, reading a book, when somebody taps him on the shoulder…

He turns around and sees an old lady.

She says to him, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like them.”

“Sure,” the man replies.

She gives the man a handful of nuts and returns to sit with her friends…

“What a nice lady,” the man thinks to himself, while happily munching on the nuts.

A few minutes later, he feels another tap on his shoulder…

There she is again, offering him some nuts.

The man gladly accepts them, and she goes back to her seat…

After about 10 minutes, the old woman taps the man on the shoulder again, offering him more nuts.

He asks her, “Why don’t you eat them yourself?”

“Because we’ve got no teeth,” she replies.

“Then why do you buy them?” asks the man.

“Oh,” replies the old woman…

“We just like to suck the chocolate off of them.”

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