Funny Joke: Nice Lawyer

A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine, when he saw two women along the roadside eating grass…

Curious, he ordered his driver to stop so he could get out to investigate.

He asked one of the women, “Why are you eating grass?”

“We don’t have any money for food,” the woman replied, “We have to eat grass.”

“Well then, you can come with me to my house, and I’ll feed you,” said the lawyer.

The woman responded, “But sir, I have a husband and two children with me… “

“They are over there, under that tree.”

“Bring them along,” said the lawyer.

Turning to the other woman he said, “You can come with us too.”

The second woman, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a husband and three children with me!”

“Bring them as well,” the lawyer replied.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once underway, one of the women turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind, thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it, you’ll really love my place… “

“The grass is almost a foot tall!”