One New Year’s Eve, a young woman stood up at the local bar and said, “It’s time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, I want every husband to be standing next to the one person who makes their life worth living.”
Well, it was kind of romantic, and everyone cheered.
When the clock struck 12, the bartender was nearly crushed to death as all the men in the bar made a beeline for him.
Dick Penismuffin
January 1, 2025 @ 4:53 pm
I woulda banged the broad