Funny Joke: New CEO

The new CEO of a company is determined to rid the company of slackers…

During a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall, doing nothing…

The CEO approaches the guy and asks him, “What do you think you’re doing?”

The man replies, “Nothing, just killing time, waiting to get paid.”

The CEO is furious, “How much do you earn?”

The man shrugs his shoulders, “About $200 a week, I guess.”

The CEO pulls out his wallet, hands the man $400 and says, “There’s your two weeks, now get out of here!”

After the man leaves, the CEO turns to his employees and asks, “Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?”

One of the employees replies, “Oh, he was just… “

“Delivering our pizza.”