Funny Joke: New Bull

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch…

The first bull says, “I’ve been here five years, I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”

The second bull added, “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows, I’m keeping all my cows.”

The third bull replied, “I’ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows… ”

“I may not be as big as you fellows, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they’ve ever seen.

At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.

The first bull says, “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”

The second bull says, “I actually have too many cows to take care of, I can spare a few.”

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.

The third bull looks up and says, “Hell, he can have all my cows… ”

“I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull!”