Funny Joke: 👩🏻‍🏫 Moral of the Story

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it…

and to return the next day to tell their stories.

In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first…

“My dad is a farmer, and we have chickens.”

“One day, we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket, on the front seat of the truck, when we hit a big bump in the road.”

“The basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke.”

“The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket.”

“Very good,” said the teacher.

Next, it was Mary’s turn…

“We are farmers too.”

“We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did, we only got ten chicks.”

“The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they’re hatched.”

“Very good,” said the teacher again, very pleased with the response so far.

Next it was Little Johnny’s turn to tell his story…

“My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen… “

“Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit.”

“She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.”

“Go on,” said the teacher, intrigued.

So little Johnny continued…

“Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself… “

“Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers.”

“She dropped seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets.”

“Then she nailed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke… “

“And then she dispatched the last ten with her bare hands.”

“Good heavens,” stammered the horrified teacher…

“What did your father say was the moral of that frightening Story?”

Little Johnny replied…

“Don’t mess with Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking.”