Funny Joke: Mating Call

A redneck is hiking through the woods with two Native Americans…

As they come across a cave, one of the Natives yells, “Whoop! Whoop!”

Another voice calls from the cave, “Whoop! Whoop!”

The Native then strips out of his clothes and runs into the cave…

“What was that all about?” asks the redneck.

The other Native explains, “It’s our mating ritual… “

“A woman who is ready to mate will wait in a cave.”

“If we come across a cave, we yell inside… “

“If we hear a call back, we know we can go in and mate with her.”

A few minutes later, they come across another cave…

The remaining Native yells, “Whoop! Whoop!”

Another voice calls from the cave, “Whoop! Whoop!”

Without hesitation, the second Native takes off his clothes and runs inside.

Now all alone, the redneck continues on his way…

Eventually, he comes across a very large cave.

“There must be a large, beautiful woman in there!” he thinks to himself.

“Whoop! Whoop!” he calls out.

A very loud “WHOOOOP! WHOOOOOP!” comes from the cave.

“Wow, she’s got a voice,” he thinks, “Sounds like she’s larger and beautifuler than I imagined!”

He strips off his clothes and runs into the cave.

The next day, the headline in the local newspaper reads:…

“NAKED REDNECK RUN OVER BY TRAIN.”