Funny Joke: 👰🤵 Marriage License

A couple goes to the town hall to get married…

They arrive just seconds before closing time but are able to catch a judge just as he is about to leave.

The groom asks, “Sir, will you marry us?”

The judge says, “First you’ll need to go to the town clerk and get a marriage license.”

They catch the town clerk just as he is locking up, and get a license from him…

When they return to the judge, he points out they have filled in the names wrong – with his where hers belonged and vice versa.

They rush back to the clerk’s office, catch him again, and get another license…

This time, the judge notices the clerk has filled in the date using the wrong format.

Again, they catch the clerk as he is attempting to leave and after three reissued licenses, the judge is finally satisfied.

The judge says, “I hope you appreciate why I made you keep going back.”

“If there were any irregularities in the license, your marriage would not be legal… ”

“And any children you might have would be, putting it delicately, ‘technical bastards’.”

The groom replies, “That’s funny… ”

“That’s exactly what the clerk called you.”

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