Funny Joke: 🧔‍♂️👩 Marriage Counselling

After thirty years of marriage, a husband and wife go for counselling…

When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the years they have been married.

On and on she goes: Neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable…

an entire laundry list of the unmet needs she has endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist gets up, walks around the desk…

asks the wife to stand and kisses her long and passionately, as her husband watches with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shuts up and quietly sits down as though in a daze.

The therapist turns to the husband and says, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week… “

“Can you do this?”

“Well, of course I can,” the husband replies…

“I’ll bring her by Monday, Wednesday and Friday.”