Funny Joke: šļø Marooned
An elderly couple were flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation, to celebrate their 50th anniversary…
Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid I have some very bad news.”
“Our engines have ceased functioning, and we will be attempting an emergency landing… ”
“Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us, and we should be able to land on the beach.”
“However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.”
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island…
An hour later, the husband turns to his wife and asks, “Honey, did we pay the car bill this month?”
“No, sweetheart,” she responds.
Still shaken from the crash landing, he then asks, “Did we pay our credit card bill yet?”
“Oh no! Iām sorry, I forgot to send the check,” she replies.
“One last thing, did you remember to pay the medical bill for the hospital visit last month?” he asks.
“Oh, I think I forgot that too,” replied the wife…
“But why are you so concerned about our bills when we’re stranded on this island?”
The husband grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years…
She pulls away and asks him, “What was the hug for?”
The husband replies…
“The bill collectors will find us!”
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