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A man is tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he goes to see a psychiatrist…
The psychiatrist tells him he needs to build his self-esteem and gives him a book on assertiveness.
He finishes the book before going back home…
The man storms into the house and walks right up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he says, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!… “
“I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.”
“Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax… “
“And, when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
His wife replies…
“The funeral director?”
