Funny Joke: 📖 Logic Lesson

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob are sitting in a bar, enjoying their beers…

Jim turns to Bob, and says, “You know what, I’m going to go to college!”

Jim then leaves the bar and makes his way to the local college…

He is met by the Dean of Administration, who explains to Jim what classes he is going to attend.

“Alright Jim, you are going to take 4 classes,” says the Dean, “English, Math, Science, and Logic.”

“Logic?” asks Jim, “What the heck is that?”

“Here, I’ll give you an example,” says the Dean, “Do you own a weed wacker?”

“Yes, I do,” Jim responds proudly.

“Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn,” says the Dean.

“Yes, yes I do have a lawn!” Jim replies.

The Dean continues, “Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house.”

“Yes, yes I do have a house!” Jim says with amazement.

“And if you have a house,” says the Dean, “then logically speaking you have a family.”

“Yes, yes I do have a family!” says Jim.

“And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife,” continues the Dean…

“And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you’re heterosexual.”

“Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual!” says Jim…

“Wow, I can’t believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!”

“Well, that’s what logic is,” the Dean responds.

Jim excitedly returns to the bar…

“Bob! I’m taking 4 classes in college. English, Math, Science, and Logic!” Jim bursts.

“Logic?” asks Bob, “What the heck is that?”

“Here, lemme give you an example,” says Jim, “Do you own a weed wacker?” he asks.

“Nope,” replies Bob.

“Well,” says Jim proudly…

Then you’re gay.