Funny Joke: Little Johnny Confession

Little Johnny and two other boys are at confession…

The priest asks the first boy, “What sin did you commit?”

The boy replies, “I stole some candy from the store.”

The priest responds, “Drink this holy water and your sin will be forgiven.”

So, the boy drinks the water and stands to the side…

The priest then asks the second boy, “What sin did you commit?”

The boy replies, “I cheated on my exam.”

The priest responds, “Drink this holy water and your sin will be forgiven.”

The boy drinks the water and stands to the side…

The priest looks over at Little Johnny who seems very nervous at this point.

The priest says, “Why are you so nervous Johnny? What sin did YOU commit?”

Little Johnny stammers, “Um, well you see, Father… “

“I peed in the holy water.”