Funny Joke: 👦 Little Johnny Catches a Cheater

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work…

Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and sneaks into the bedroom closet.

A few minutes later, the woman hears her husband arrive home…

She hurriedly hides her lover in the closet – not knowing the boy was also hiding in there.

The little boy says, “It sure is dark in here… “

The man replies, “Yes, it is.”

Then, the boy says, “I have a baseball… “

The man says, “That’s nice.”

“Want to buy it?” asks the boy…

“No, thanks,” the man answers.

“My dad’s outside,” pipes up the boy…

The man sighs, “OK, how much?”

“$250!” says the boy…

The man sighs, “Ok, fine.”

A few weeks later, the lover finds himself in the closet with the boy again.

The boy says, “It sure is dark in here… “

The man responds, “Yes, it is.”

“I have a baseball glove… “

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”

“$750?” says the boy…

The man sighs again, “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch… “

The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”

The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”

The boy grins, “$1,000.”

The father says, “It’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that’s way more than they cost new!”

“I’m taking you to church so you can confess… “

When they arrive at the church, the father tells the little boy to sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, “It sure is dark in here… “

The priest says, “Okay, young man… “

“How much this time?”